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Paradise PD

Paradise pd 911 call

Also bears a striking resemblance to a Brickleberry character. Discrimination of any kind will not be tolerated. The police soon figure out that she's describing a pinata and that this is just a kid's birthday party. She left w the ranch dressing. Meth Illegality A guy stupidly calls the police to ask in meth is illegal because he's cooking it.

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Paradise PD

Paradise pd 911 call

All the valuables were gone. Clearly it caused miles of traffic. Officers showed up—so they could cite him for improper use of 911. Elderly caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables. He also mentions putting a brick on the gas pedal of his car, which is aimed toward a cliff, making a suicide threat over his favorite show getting canceled.

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Paradise PD

Paradise pd 911 call

When I showed up the owner who I knew because I eat there all the time at work was totally confused. I did not send anyone and during some snowy weather residents were encouraged not to drive unless they had to. On October 30, 2018, it was announced that Netflix had renewed the series for a second season which premieres March 6, 2020. Obviously, she was having some sort of terrible day and just lost it. On October 30, 2018, it was announced that Netflix had renewed the series for a second season. A woman called and said she had a green Toyota and wondered if it would be okay to drive.

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Paradise PD

Paradise pd 911 call

He was being arrested by our officers for throwing pizza at people. He swore that his roommates were turning into giant crabs. I got a reply that… oh my god… that said I had sent these photos to his daughter who was sixteen. Do people abuse the system? Caller: A deer just swam across the river behind my house. Probably not unreasonable to call, but really funny and awkward.

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Paradise pd 911 call

In this case, it's BoDean Bobby Possumcods' dim-witted friend. The police track down his info and immediately send someone over to bust him. At the end of the first season he is revealed to be the Argyle Meth kingpin. We're a piracy free subreddit, if you'd like that watch the series I suggest you check it out on Netflix. He went to the hospital.

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Paradise pd 911 call

Rule breakers will be banned from the subreddit. Be respectful towards all users. Meanwhile, Bullet the Paradise police department's drug-addled drug-sniffing dog feels guilty when all of his canine friends die from an argyle meth overdose. And it was an emergency, as the rock was obviously an relic of some kind that was worth thousands, as it had an impression of some kind of bone or shell in the side of it! Unfortunately for the caller, he had already put a brick on the gas pedal of his car to kill himself and he dies before he can undo it. Caller: ok — We had an old woman call in and say there was two guys dress in blue trying to break in her house and rape her.

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Paradise pd 911 call

Any posts that don't follow this rule may be removed at the mods discretion. I told her no and hung up on her. Images, videos, quotes, news, articles, thoughts, trivia, memes, etc. However, they still must be from a police station in , meaning that there's more than one in the show. Investigation ensues, dick pic recipient is actually cheating ho wife from a city called Hooker. Kissing A girl calls the police to say that she kissed someone else, who wasn't her fiancee. He has to put on testosterone patches frequently in order to keep his masculinity in check.

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You’ve got to ‘hand’ it to Netflix » Stimulant

Paradise pd 911 call

A particular ad from a woman in a city called Hooker shit you not claiming to be 25 years old piqued — among other things — his interest, and he dutifully complied to the demand for cock shots. Not bad like no nonsense. Caller: Well I am worried it might be cold. . The series was created by Waco O'Guin and Roger Black. No mental illness, no hysterical pregnancy, she was just dumb.

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